Slide into this lightweight full-zip hoodie and feel the safe, conspiratorial warmth of a midnight coven. The soft fabric drapes easily over tees and layers, while the vintage-style illustration on the back - three iconic, spooky femmes with the line “We are the weirdos, mister”
sends a clear signal: you belong to the beautifully strange. Wear it to low-lit movie nights, autumn strolls through crunchy leaves, or when you’re meeting other folks who celebrate the uncanny. The subtle, dyed-to-match details keep the look clean and muted so the artwork stands out without shouting. It’s an everyday layer that reads gothic, playful, and proudly other.
Product features
- Dyed-to-match drawstrings and zipper for a unified, polished look
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape to stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- Lightweight 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester fabric (150 g/m²) for smooth printing and comfortable wear
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and hem that stretch on and return to shape for a snug fit
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.00 | 20.00 | 21.00 | 22.50 | 24.00 | 25.50 | 27.50 | 29.50 |
| Length, in | 25.50 | 26.50 | 27.50 | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.00 | 31.50 |
| Sleeve length, in | 34.25 | 35.00 | 35.75 | 36.50 | 37.25 | 38.00 | 38.75 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |


